Have you ever wanted to insult your friends with something witty, memorable but nothing came to mind? Have you ever wanted to trash your friends but at the same time make them think "Wow! I got rightly served! What an intelligent person this is!" ? Then here are some custom-made witty insults to adjust to your conversations and make a difference...
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." Forrest Tucker
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." Forrest Tucker
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” Oscar Wilde
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." Winston Churchill
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” Mark Twain
"I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” Irvin S. Cobb
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” Oscar Wilde
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” Mark Twain
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” William Faulkner
