A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?" -- Ronnie Shakes
My parents have been married for fifty years. I asked my mother how they did it. She said, "You just close your eyes and pretend it's not happening." -- Rita Rudner
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binder
